dirty laxton

When you are Playdoughing your girl then straight after she gives a dirty zac to then give the Cucumber Delight. She then does the viennese oyster and you fuck her with your shit covered penis.

Person 1: Yo zac why weren't you on the game last night.
Zac: My girl was giving me the dirty laxton.

dirty laxton by Lathering leather123567 March 3, 2026

Dirty Layton 

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

Dirty Layton by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009