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Dirty Jessica 

When a girl sleeps with her teacher.
“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”

“Mr. Wilson?”

“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”

Dirty Jessica 

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"
Dirty Jessica by Pickels September 25, 2006

dirty jessica 

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

dirty jessica 

rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden
“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp
dirty jessica by sussywillyjordan October 20, 2021

Dirty Jessika

A girl who can make better and dirtier jokes than most men.
While talking with a group of male friends a woman walks up and pulls a Dirty Jessika out of nowhere and they are left speechless.
Dirty Jessika by JessikaJones November 6, 2021

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026