dirty jessica

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out

Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020

dirty jessica

rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden

“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp”

by sussywillyjordan October 20, 2021

Dirty Jessica

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.

Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.

by OTPHJ123 January 03, 2016

Dirty Jessica

When a girl sleeps with her teacher.

“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”

“Mr. Wilson?”

“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS July 09, 2021

Dirty Jessica

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"

by Pickels September 25, 2006