A dirty Jazmine is when a girl gives you head on a rug. While you sing I can show you the world. When you finish she spits the cum in a hourglass and drinks it.
Well, this is someone so attractive and drop dead gorgeous. And she always goes hard. If your with her make sure you look good. Cuz she will ride you like a bull. She is quick ... she is a real little dirty thing .
But just be careful. If you treat this person wrong she will give u the worst rollercoaster ride of your life. I heated that she can be a little bit of a biter..
a dirty jazmin is to be able to perform a strange talent with her tits including squeezing drink bottles. may turn into a fetish for some men, however, for many this is just a worrying talent.
“bruh have you ever seensomeone do a dirty jazmin”
“yeah man, pretty worrying”
“no way bruh it was hot as”
That's when a chick farts on your chin when you are licking her pussy.
Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."
a dirty jasmine is when you’re getting hanky panky with a “beautiful woman” and all is going swell for you as you haven’t had sex in a month. she asked if you’re into bum stuff and when you poke her bumhole she projectile SHARTS HERSELF ALL OVER YOU and continues to ask if she can eat the shit off your naked body.
bro, i went through something nasty last night. i was on a date and it was awesome until she did a dirty jas...🤢
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.