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dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson
When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!
by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008
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Dirty Homer Simpson

The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.
I did a Dirty Homer Simpson on my girl last night.
by 30 OZ Pepsi bottle July 25, 2022
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Dirty Hombre

A sarcastic term used to describe a try hard young white adult male who takes a trip to Cancun to party with strippers but instead gets gang banged by two trannys after one two many sex on the beaches.
Luke: Did you hear about Jason's trip to Cancun? He tried to make himself sound like a stud but apparently got penetrated by trannys.

Joe: He sure is one Dirty Hombre.
by TacosTacosTacosTacosTacos January 19, 2017
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