Dirty Hernandez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.

In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.

Dirty Hernandez by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Dirty Hernandez 

When the man gives oral sex to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a "ranchero" looking red scaby mustache

That time at the beach, Adrian gave her a dirty hernandez

Dirty Hernandez by John Salchichon Rambo April 16, 2008

Dirty Hernandez 

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.

"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.

Dirty Hernandez by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010

dirty hernandez 

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

dirty hernandez by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005

Dirty Hernandez 

The act of giving head whilst drinking Bepsi

Alexia just pulled off a Dirty Hernandez in the back room

Dirty Hernandez by NakedInTheSauce June 7, 2017

dirty fernandez 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking Portuguese chin mullet.

Bruce gave Kath the quick dirty fernandez in the jacuzzi

dirty fernandez by Juicy Brucey April 20, 2006

Dirty Fernandez 

To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.

My teacher dirty Fernandez 'd me!!

Dirty Fernandez by Freddo March 8, 2017