dirty flower 

when you shit on a virgins pussy.

i shit on the tight shit

dirty flower by boots May 13, 2005

Dirt Flower 

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

Dirt Flower by Hoshiko February 22, 2005

dirt flower 

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.

"tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"

dirt flower by ZZZIIIPPPYYY May 13, 2005

Dirty Flowers

When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver

Must be nice to drive Mrs Daisy and get a Dirty Flowers every day

Dirty Flowers by Big daddy rabbit April 18, 2023

dirt on a flower 

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

dirt on a flower by John Doaf December 5, 2009