dirty eye

This is referred to your asshole, especially when it hasn't been wiped well.

Shout your mate at work to come quick. When he arrives you are bent over with your arse hole pulsating and you exclaim "have I got a dirty eye?"
Normal response is vomiting

dirty eye by Smithdog15 November 15, 2013

the dirty eye 

the dirty eye is when you are in a similar position to the rimjob, in which the legs are over the head having your sac dangle down right above the spread open cornhole. Hence the dirty eye.

Steve: Yo come in here
Brandon: Whats up...awww dude did you see that ryan steve just whipped out the dirty eye on his kitchen table.

the dirty eye by Tunagooch May 29, 2008

the dirty Colmes eye 

o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!!

you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!

the dirty Colmes eye by hA hA hA September 10, 2004

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

Dirty One Eye by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Dirty Fish Eye 

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy position, and the male is about to cum he sticks his finger up her but and when she turns around to ask what the fuck he quickly pulls it out and cums in her eye.

Yeah so I totally gave her the dirty fish eye last night.

Dirty Fish Eye by I'm FT B! April 23, 2007

Dirty Bush Eye 

When a dirty stripper gives you crabs in your eye.

Dude, I got got dirty bush eye from that nasty stripper.

Dirty Bush Eye by mamaxjemimah October 30, 2011

dirty eyelid 

you cum on a girls closed eyes, then put that cum in your mouth, spit in her pussy and finally fuck her senseless.

dude last night i totally pulled a dirty eyelid on my chick

dirty eyelid by bobo jizz December 27, 2007