Verb, To eskimo kiss some ones anus, rectum, asshole, etc.
The action of using your nose to rub another persons anus for stimulation.
Rene: "Dude why is that guy making that face over there?"
Dom: "Because silly Rene, He is Getting a Dirty Eskimo Kiss (DEK) from the man behind him!"
Rene: "Oh man am I silly!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.