The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
by Necro-File January 08, 2006
I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first
by Cuddle Bear January 01, 2005
I was banging Yolanda last night, and we got a little carried away. My shlong slipped out of her kooch and into her browneye. I was dirty dicking her, and it felt pretty damn good.
by Jocko Johnson June 15, 2004
A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!
by AbLovesya February 06, 2020
When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck
by Fortnite border control January 07, 2021
The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.
by JCS Bricks August 13, 2004
Having unprotected sex with mutiple people
by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017