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dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.
"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."
dirty chapstick by James coonsterr December 4, 2007
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Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Dirty capstick 

When a homosexual man sticks two fingers up his lovers asshole and speaks the words, “Deeper! Deeper! deeper! I can feel daddy coming!”. Then proceeds to take shit on the other ones chest and lather himself in dirt.
My buddy Matt pulled the “Dirty Capstick” then broke up with his girlfriend 2 hours later.
Dirty capstick by Bonerman667 June 3, 2022
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