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dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night
dirty caden by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place
did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

Dirty Cadence 

when you turn someone innocent into a druggie man whore
Cory got a dirty cadence pulled on him

Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.
Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous
Dirty Caden by thicc.brown.bish January 2, 2022

Dirty cadence 

He is a loser who sucks on goat boobs
omg he is so dirty cadence

dirty case

Dirty case is a sexy man who fucks all the girls he wants to. Nobody can ever mess with him because he can kick anyone’s ass.
Look at that dirty case over there I wish I was as cool as him.
dirty case by BigTyroney September 17, 2021