Dirty Carpet
Dirty Carpet by Misconson September 8, 2009
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Dirty Carpet
Dirty Carpet by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011
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Dirty Carpet Syndrome
...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
Dirty Carpet Syndrome by imkite April 12, 2009
dirty carpets in a big law firm
(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
dirty carpets in a big law firm by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013
dirty carpenter
when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!
john-what the fuck?
john-what the fuck?
dirty carpenter by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011
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