Dirty Carl

The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face

larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess

by sir jon September 29, 2005

Dirty Carl

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.

"last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and I can still feel all his body parts inside me!"

by Rande and Cynthia July 1, 2006

Dirty Carl

When you use a post-anal, semen filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.

Geoff - "Man last night I had some really filth anal, so afterwards I gave her the old Dirty Carl to teach some respect"

Ricardo - "Bitch Please!!"

by Sternest September 27, 2010

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021

Dirty Carley

When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.

Jake made Nigel do the dirty Carley for him the other night

by Dirty Brendan February 25, 2019

dirty carla

when you piss your pants on a all boys camping trip.

person 1: ok guys I just pissed myself.
person 2: oh my god she just pulled a "dirty carla"

by TheFancyPineapple June 29, 2022

Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023