dirty callum 

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

dirty callum by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

dirty callum 

To take cocaine of a girls pussy then fuck her all night

Did a dirty callum last night

dirty callum by Dirty callum February 11, 2019

Dirty Callum 

A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...

“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”

Dirty Callum by Hospital king April 15, 2020

Dirty Callum 

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock

Cant come out im doing a dirty callum

Dirty Callum by Callum Richard Peter Thomas January 31, 2022

Dirty Calum 

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

Dirty Calum by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Calum 

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

Dirty Calum by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum 

dirty calum

dirty calum! dirty?

dirty calum by dirty calum March 26, 2020