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When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.
Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!
by Regina McSasserson June 09, 2014
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