curly headed blonde that like to get her caffeine from her boyfriend spitting upper decky coffee zyns into her mouth then her regurgitating it back into his asshole!
When you cut your partners penis vertically from
the tip to Pubic bone so one half goes in the vagina
and the other into the anus for maximum pleasure.
I gave my German boyfriend such a dirty bayleigh
last night, I think he enjoyed it.
The act of banging hot strippers while you are still wearing your fishing gear and pissed on hot beer. As you ejaculate you scream "3 metre Flatty" and hold your dick like a fishing rod and cast your cum all over the catwalk.
After fishing and drinking all day I stopped and had a Dirty Baylie at the local strip joint.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.