The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.
i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”
by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.
i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”
by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025
