dirty austion

The act of taking a fat shit inside of a urinal then using the shit to finger paint a mural of the mona lisa on a nearby wall. Shortly followed by a piss on the wall and a taste test of both pieces of art.

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

dirty austion by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

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dirty austion

i got pretty bored at my sons parent-teacher conference so i snuck off to perform the nastiest “dirty austion”

dirty austion by shetwerkonmyzerthtilismirk April 15, 2025

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Dirty Austin

The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.

Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.

Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.

Dirty Austin by The English Crew April 18, 2011

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dirty Austinite

wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)

I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.

dirty Austinite by havealovelyday September 24, 2009