Dirty Alan

When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her.

Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan

by Northy666 September 4, 2019

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When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018

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A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.

Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!

by Entrusted March 5, 2017

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The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.

Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.

by do u have my juul April 15, 2020

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Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

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