Dirty Alan

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When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her.

Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan

Dirty Alan by Northy666 September 4, 2019

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Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

Dirty Alan by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018

Related Words

dirty alan • dirty alana • Dirty Alanah • Dirty Alanis • dirty alanna • Dirty Landon • Dirty Amanda • dirty blanket • dirty alara • Dirty Alina

dirty alan

A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.

Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!

dirty alan by Entrusted March 5, 2017

dirty alana

The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.

Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.

dirty alana by do u have my juul April 15, 2020

Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

Dirty Alanis by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

dirty alanna

When a guy ejaculates in a girls bellybutton and then she shoots it out like a whale’s blow whole

“Fuck me babe cum in my bellybutton so I can pull a DIRTY ALANNA

dirty alanna by Alannaisawhore April 26, 2020

Dirty Alanah

When a person has a panic attack while still inside of you.

Me: Look Hun, I love you but, please I don't want a Dirty Alanah.

Dirty Alanah by Bagel_123 February 16, 2023

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026