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dirty Marlena 

When you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you realize it's been in your pocket the whole time. So you hide it somewhere else real quick and pretend to find it there to avoid embarrassment.
"OH COME ON! I looked under the couch for my keys at least 10 times and you're telling me you just found them there? You just pulled a dirty Marlena on me didn't you?!"
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Dirty Marlene 

Dirty Marlene

When you're so hot and your ass wiggles when you walk, your G String shows through your skirt..but your booty is fly.
Damn that Dirty Marlene makes me wanna cry wid all dat jiggle

Dirty Marlene 

When you suck snot out of your partners nose while having an orgasm then spitting it in their mouth.
I have a cold so let’s do the dirty Marlene.
Dirty Marlene by Flowmies April 3, 2020