dirty Kruger 

Dirty kruger

When fucking in doggy style, and you pull out to piss on his/her back and continues to fuck as id noting happened

Duncan gave Malcolm a dirty kruger

dirty Kruger by Nicolas nel April 5, 2023

Dirty Kroger 

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

Dirty Kroger by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011

Dirty Krueger 

When a girl tapes knives to her hands and crams them up the man’s piss hole

“Yo why isn’t Chad at school today”

“ I heard his tinder date did the Dirty Krueger on him and is now hospitalized”

Dirty Krueger by Stan_Keepis March 28, 2024