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Dirty Garrett 

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face
I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick
Dirty Garrett by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

dirty garret 

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.
dirty garret by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

dirty garbett 

It's when a scrawny little guy without muscles who is ussually Irish due to bright orange hair gets banged in the asshole by a huge black cock which is his sisters black boyfriend after he fucks the sister and she falls asleep not to be confused with a dirty joey or the double dirty Joseph
So before I went to sleep that (hung bull) my sisters seeing gave me a (dirty garbett)
dirty garbett by Rottenjohnny November 28, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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