dirt-stache 

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

dirt-stache by 79xx April 26, 2017

dirt stache 

(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.

Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.

dirt stache by gafhater August 13, 2004

dirt-stach 

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

dirt-stach by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

Dirt Sachel 

A dirty belly button.

Did you see her dirt sachel? It was full of lint

Dirt Sachel by Bromandude75 March 12, 2023

dirtstache 

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.

Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

dirtstache by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007

dirtstache 

n. A layer of dirt on the upper lip and nose from riding dirt bikes/ATVs in a dusty region, particularly where the helmet does not cover the face.

I was riding behind you for miles, all that dust gave me the worst dirtstache!

dirtstache by Milee B. June 1, 2013