dirt squid
dirt squid by joeynomercy February 3, 2010
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dirt bike squid
Dirt bike squids are always idiots who own an expensive motocross bike (racing dirt bike, for all the moto noobs out there) but don't race the bike, have done nothing to it but put stickers an an unnecessarily loud exhaust system on it and think they are better than you because they do wheelies on the street. Usually a rich kid, has never done an engine rebuild and has absolutely no interest in learning how because when they finally blow up their engine they just buy a new bike because their dad has the money for it
Man, those dirt bike squids are ruining every motocross riders reputation
Lmao, that dirt bike squid thought he could beat me
Lmao, that dirt bike squid thought he could beat me
dirt bike squid by Vteckickedinyo January 20, 2017
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dirtsquirrels
generally used when referring to useless people who hang around in the corner booth of a coffee shop.. alone..preying on your life by taking in your every move. dirt squirrels commonly flock together and masturbate in a tight smegma filled circle and shoot their demon seed all over eachother. they then proceed to lick up all of the wasted sperm followed by group force vomiting.
Washroom Attendant: Excuse me.. group of dirtsquirrels, would you be in need of towels to clean up after that horrible display of hell on earth?
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
dirtsquirrels by Maury Povich- September 26, 2005
Dirtsquirrel
A low budget down and outer that will do anything for crank including sucking cock for gas money, taking their clothes off, any sexual favors just for a hit. Doing any amount of men in one night. This also includes the passing of their STD at the same time.
Dirtsquirrel
Dirtsquirrel by Cigarz October 8, 2017
Dirtsquirt
This word has many meanings when you use it in different tones, types of sentences, making it plural, adding ingredients etc.
"Gina stop dirtsquirting and and please get your chores done."
"Our president sure can be a dirtsquirt at times."
"Our president sure can be a dirtsquirt at times."
Dirtsquirt by Pawyurheart April 2, 2025
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