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dirt button 

the corn hole. In other words, your ass hole
Ron licked Monkey Boys dirt button after she shaved her face.
dirt button by itchy corn April 15, 2003
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dirt button 

Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.
"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?

Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
dirt button by 1toast April 7, 2010

Dirt Button 

Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.
Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".
Dirt Button by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009

Dirt Button 

Dirt Button by Chavezmama May 24, 2018

Dirt Button Bandit 

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
Dirt Button Bandit by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

Dirt Button Bugaloo 

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
Dirt Button Bugaloo by 1RMFRK July 2, 2014

dirtbutton 

Ancient Roman reference to the entrance of your cornchute. The last place a turd flies out of before it hits the ground.
Why don't you polish my dirtbutton after you wax your chodes.

Today I am going to get my dirtbutton bleached.
dirtbutton by Senor Chodes October 19, 2004
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