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dirt button 

Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.
"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?

Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
dirt button by 1toast April 7, 2010

Dirt Button 

Dirt button is a refernece to anal sex, most commonly used by gay boys.
Ooh, Craig, you fuck with me and I be tappin' that dirt button".
Dirt Button by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009

Dirt Button 

Dirt Button by Chavezmama May 24, 2018

Dirt Button Bandit 

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
Dirt Button Bandit by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

Dirt Button Bugaloo 

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
Dirt Button Bugaloo by 1RMFRK July 2, 2014

dirtbutton 

Ancient Roman reference to the entrance of your cornchute. The last place a turd flies out of before it hits the ground.
Why don't you polish my dirtbutton after you wax your chodes.

Today I am going to get my dirtbutton bleached.
dirtbutton by Senor Chodes October 19, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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