1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
by pectussian June 21, 2011
Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.
by chrism July 4, 2004
by Paaedk December 3, 2022
(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.
Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??
by ElLosteaux May 27, 2010
A rhyming negative exclamation or description, simply meaning "dire". From The popular British Actor Danny Dyer, star of Human Traffic and Severance to name but two.
Person A: Alright Dave, how was the concert last night?
Person B: Danny Dire Mate! Thats the last time I'm going to see Barry Manilow, you mark my words!
Person A: Why the Long Face?
Person B: My Cat just died.
Person A: Thats Dire Mate, Danny Dire.
Person B: Danny Dire Mate! Thats the last time I'm going to see Barry Manilow, you mark my words!
Person A: Why the Long Face?
Person B: My Cat just died.
Person A: Thats Dire Mate, Danny Dire.
by Charlie Amos June 15, 2007
experiencing gas, bloating, cramps, and explosive diarrhea, usually caused by strange or unusual foods
The seafood stew was rich and tasty at the time, but was probably the cause of the dire rear later that night.
by whopado February 7, 2012