Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.
Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."
Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."
Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."
by Jennifiend July 20, 2008
Get the dink dirt mug.In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.
"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".
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"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".
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"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".
by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009
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