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Dingle Dangle 

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).
Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...
Dingle Dangle by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019
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dingle dangle 

slang for genitalia usually male, but is accepted as a female term as well.
That hair dresser just rubbed his dingle dangle on my elbow.
dingle dangle by solecize November 4, 2003

Dingle Dangle 

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.
Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!
Dingle Dangle by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010

dingle dangle 

(noun) A decorative tassel. Used to mock or undermine the value or fanciness of a tassel.
We have a dingle dangle hanging off the knob on the antique hutch.
dingle dangle by mowglyicious July 24, 2006

Dingle Dangle

A slightly less offensive and silly way of calling someone an idiot.
He was being a dingle dangle and didn’t think he would get hurt.
Dingle Dangle by MadameDilliDalli January 26, 2026

dingle-dangle

The drawstrings on elastic waist-banded gym or PT uniform shorts that is prone to hanging down over the crotch.
Don't let yer dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt!
Pick up yer 'dangle and stick it in yer shirt!
dingle-dangle by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010

dingle-dangle

A type of blow job where a person puts a flacid penis into their mouth for the intention of oral sex.
They then wait for the penis to inflate in their mouth!

Dingle-dangles are commonly reminisant of 'shinkie dinks' those dinosaur sponges that grow in water
"Let me give you the dingle-dangle of your life, I would enjoy it ever-so-much!"

dingle-dangle by bumjala May 30, 2006
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