dingflod

A penis.

When I was 7 and dropped off at Grandma's for the weekend, she would make me take a bath before bedtime and would shout from 3 rooms over "Make sure you remember to scrub your dingflod!"

by StarBarx October 29, 2008

Dingfod

A kinder way to call someone an asshole.

Hey dingfod! Get away from that!

by Don T Smith January 5, 2008

dingflong

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.

Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.

by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015

dingfod

A socially acceptable euphemism for the male member.

My dingfod itches--will you scratch it?

by 2Am4Sure January 18, 2008

Dingflop

When your girlfriend farts on you in the shower

I was enjoying a peaceful shower and next seconds I hear a wet sound. I've been dingflopped

by Dingflop99 September 8, 2022

dingflo

The crow

"Look it's dingflo the crow"

by Scubyyy June 18, 2018