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i cant live without dilzmo
dilzmo by mattiucci April 24, 2008
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A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit
"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Dilmo by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Dilmonic Possession 

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

dilmoose 

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.
(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!
dilmoose by Callum Morton August 6, 2006

dillmoll 

The wannabe tart who hangs off of a dillhole in the mistaken belief that he is a gangster or even gangsta.
Eg. Look at Betty with that dillhole gaffer she’s such a dillmoll!
dillmoll by DaedalusTwice October 9, 2019

Dizmozzle 

When your paper straw disintegrates.
I don't like using paper straws because it will always dizmozzle.
I need a new straw because the first one dizmozzled.
My straw is dizmozzling.
I need a new straw due to the dizmozzlement of the first one.
Dizmozzle by Rebecca Baines September 30, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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