Dilzmo

The coolest person that ever lived on the earth in ancient roman times

yo that kid is DILZMO!

by dilzmo April 24, 2008

dilzmo

my best friend orgasm

i cant live without dilzmo

by mattiucci April 24, 2008

Dilmo

A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit

"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"

by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

dilmoose

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.

(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!

by Callum Morton August 6, 2006

dillmoll

The wannabe tart who hangs off of a dillhole in the mistaken belief that he is a gangster or even gangsta.

Eg. Look at Betty with that dillhole gaffer she’s such a dillmoll!

by DaedalusTwice October 9, 2019

Dizmozzle

When your paper straw disintegrates.

I don't like using paper straws because it will always dizmozzle.
I need a new straw because the first one dizmozzled.
My straw is dizmozzling.
I need a new straw due to the dizmozzlement of the first one.

by Rebecca Baines September 30, 2021