A dildo used exclusively in the ass; used negatively as an insult to describe an individual who theoretically pleasures themselves on a regular basis with a dillrod.
A person with little to no intelligence. They lack any common sense as well as self respect. They typically reside in rural white trash areas and are often named DAN.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.