dildo date
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
you: woah.
dildo date by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023
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dildobate
Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.
person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.
dildobate by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010
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dildo date • dildobate • dildodadeling • Dildonater • dildo dave • Dildo Water • dildo • Dildo Baggins • Dildo Faggins • dildo breath
dildodadeling
dildodadeling by Stef1111 January 6, 2022
Dildonater
Comedy player in PUBGmobile, often found in charge of the Dildobus. Or fisting the enemies in bushes.
Dildonater by Dildonater March 26, 2022
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