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dikeboy
One whose job it is to hold back the flood of unpleasant history which may bring judgement upon his people. This person often has his fingers planted firmly within the dike to avoid utter catastrophe.
You know Dylan R. said he wanted to start a race war, but the dikeboy media said he was mentally ill and didn't mention anything about racism.
When I asked your so-called teacher why John Steinbeck only wrote about white farmers in the 'Grapes of Wrath' and ignored the black , Mexican, and Japanese farmers, that dikeboy punted like a mofo.
You see the dykeboys never say why they are so angry? Nope, they don't want to talk about that.
Line up with all the rest of the dykeboys and deny everything!
Remember when I grabbed the microphone and 'reminded' the council they still collect money from people who were wrongly convicted? Dykeboys got nervous and wet!
When I asked your so-called teacher why John Steinbeck only wrote about white farmers in the 'Grapes of Wrath' and ignored the black , Mexican, and Japanese farmers, that dikeboy punted like a mofo.
You see the dykeboys never say why they are so angry? Nope, they don't want to talk about that.
Line up with all the rest of the dykeboys and deny everything!
Remember when I grabbed the microphone and 'reminded' the council they still collect money from people who were wrongly convicted? Dykeboys got nervous and wet!
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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