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Dignified Delinquent

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.
Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.
by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020
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Dignified Doormat

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.
by wakeupcall April 27, 2005
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Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
by me old fruity July 18, 2011
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dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.
Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.
by southsider312 September 4, 2011
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Dignified apricot

It is a nickname made for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only; used to describe and praise his cute and talented personality
“Missing my dignified apricot :(“

“Look how proud my dignified apricot looks”

“Cutest most talented dignified apricot”
by Baby highness August 2, 2022
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digifried

Degradation of a cable, satellite or broadcast digital signal that results in a scrambled, pixelated television image of almost unwatchable quality.
Dude, this storm totally digifried Jack Bauer!
by Bailout Bob May 5, 2009
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Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!
- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!
by Cybercass December 18, 2009
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