Disgloriant is the 1st and only term to ever successfully describe something that can otherwise only be referred to with a combination of “Disgusting”, “Glorious”, and “Radiant”. Disgloriant is defined as a word used to describe something so revolting that despite better judgment, you can’t look away. ie: a massive turd, or a FUPA
“I was in taco belltaking a piss the other day and I saw a Jimmy Dugan so Disgloriant I had to send Brian a picture”
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"