diddle twiddle 

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.

"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"

diddle twiddle by JBeck December 12, 2007

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twiddle my diddle stick 

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

twiddle my diddle stick by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Twiddle my Diddle 

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

Twiddle my Diddle by Lip Service May 29, 2024

DiddleWiddle 

A Youtuber

Person1:DiddleWiddle So Cool
Person2:ikr

DiddleWiddle by Jolten October 6, 2018

Diddlewiddle 

A meany who said Sharpie isn’t cool

First person: Hey dude did you hear that Diddlewiddle said that Sharpie ain’t cool?
Second person: Damn really? He a smelly homo

Diddlewiddle by Mr.Caca October 7, 2018