dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

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Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dick split by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

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When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

I just gave my boyfriend a dick split

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The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

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When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

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A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.

Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.

Split dick by Mango86 August 15, 2019

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also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

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