dickriminating

Judging the size and shape of a penis

Oi! Stop dickriminating please!

by nondiscriminator123 February 25, 2023

Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend

The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011

Dickrimination

||Noun|| dick-rimination

The discrimination of dick.

Mark: “I was with Sally the other day. We were ready to fuck. She unbuckled my pants, looked at my dick and said, ‘Ew! No!’”

Brian: “Damn, I knew Sally was full of dickrimination. That B*tch!”

Mark: “Shit! I knew I should’ve gotten circumcised. She said it looked like an Alaskan bull worm.”

by :abm: April 11, 2021