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Dickflicted

Adj: The state of being uncertain about impending activity due to sexual and ethical implications.

The term is gender-neutral and pan-sexual.
Although the Cardinal's daughter was incredibly hot, Travis was dickflicted about taking action due to the potential for extreme negative consequences.
by Dickey22 February 21, 2019
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dickpicted

this word is when your dick has been pictured by a camera or by a mind;) odd enough we came up with this in english class! TUPAC GANG 4 LIFE!! follow @tupachunters on instagram!
jeez dude you just got dickpicted
by tupachunters January 4, 2018
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Diflicted.

Someone/something that is very distorted. The object/person is usually very fucked up looking, or very fugly. Short for ugly, retarted or messed up.
That building's shape is diflicted.
That piece of art has a diflicted shape.
Jans face is ugly and diflicted
I don't understand why this is so diflicted.
Timmy from southpark is diflicted.
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Dickdicted

Addicted to that dick.
John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.
by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016
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Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted
Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.
by thesashaz February 4, 2019
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Dicklected

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment
I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected
by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023
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dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.
After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...
by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006
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