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dickpicted 

this word is when your dick has been pictured by a camera or by a mind;) odd enough we came up with this in english class! TUPAC GANG 4 LIFE!! follow @tupachunters on instagram!
jeez dude you just got dickpicted
dickpicted by tupachunters January 4, 2018

Diflicted. 

Someone/something that is very distorted. The object/person is usually very fucked up looking, or very fugly. Short for ugly, retarted or messed up.
That building's shape is diflicted.
That piece of art has a diflicted shape.
Jans face is ugly and diflicted
I don't understand why this is so diflicted.
Timmy from southpark is diflicted.

Dickdicted 

Addicted to that dick.
John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.
Dickdicted by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted
Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.
Dickfliction by thesashaz February 4, 2019

Dicklected 

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment
I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected
Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

dickfisted 

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.
After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...
dickfisted by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006