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Smith's Scale 

Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.

The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.

The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.

In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.

Friend: Why are you using two different scales?

Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
Smith's Scale by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
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Smith's Law 

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
Smith's Law by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

Smith's Hill High School 

A selective co-ed school in NSW, Australia. Filled to the brim with dorks, pansies and women's blouses. For the smart minority of Wollongong. Also known to be home to 90% of the region's hipster population. Those alternative bastards.
Oh, he goes to Smith's Hill High School? LET'S GET HIM!

Smith's Hill High School 

An academically selective co-ed school replete with smarties, slayage, and students that incessantly exclaim the words "among us" and "sus" on the daily. You can feel the aura of student anxiety as soon as you enter the threshold, largely attributed to the assessments and the fact that these dorks' life support is academic validation. Nonetheless, and despite the two rival factions of the "popular kids" and the "geeky nerds" that are always three steps away from breaking out in a high-school-musical-esque dance battle, the cohorts are fairly harmonious. Unless, of course, without concord between the groups, there will be discord...
Why is that kid having an existential crisis? Nevermind, I see he's from Smith's Hill High School.

Smith's Hill High School 

A selective school in Wollongong NSW Australia. This school is filled with some of the smartest people you will ever meet. A lot of people in the surrounding schools get jealous of the students and leave bad reviews of the school. Smith's Hill students can sometimes be considered nerdy but in a good way.
Imagine not going to Smith's Hill High School!

Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption

A rating scale, out of 10, for rating books. This scale may also be used to rate other forms of media. Each point of this scale represents a different meaning:
10 - Essential read. A life changing book. Should be read by everyone, even if you don't like reading.
9 - Exceptional. Must read regardless of whether you like the genre or not.
8 - Great. Must read if you love the genre.
7 - Good. Recommended if you like the genre.
6 - Okay. Read if you've run out of grease and good books in the genre and crave more.
5 - Whatever. Take it or leave it.
4 - Not for me. Didn't like it, but others might.
3 - Not good. Didn't like it and I don't think others would either.
2 - Bad. Don't read. Waste of time.
1 - horrendous. This book should not exist and everyone who has ever read it is worse off for the experience.
Hey, how would you rate that book? On the Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption, I would be rating it an 8, as this book was genre defining!

Will Smith's four favorite words 

(1) Yeah
(2) Uh
(3) What
(4) Haha
Sample from any Will Smith rap:

"uh.. uh... yeah yeah yeah yeah... what what... haha haha!"