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dick ticks 

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.
I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!
dick ticks by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008
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Dick Ticks 

The number of times your penis spasms during an orgasm.
That root was good, she gave me 20 Dick Ticks
Dick Ticks by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

dick ticket 

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.
Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.
dick ticket by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick Tickle 

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh
Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

Dick Tickle 

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.
Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!
Dick Tickle by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009
When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.
“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”
Dick Tick by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019
Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.
"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."
dick tick by Dick Tick May 23, 2008
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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