dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008

Dick Ticks

The number of times your penis spasms during an orgasm.

That root was good, she gave me 20 Dick Ticks

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick Tickle

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh

Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021

Dick Tickle

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.

Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!

by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009

Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008