Dick Sludge

Another term for semen

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

by Lubricated Larry October 4, 2013

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Dick Sledge

Slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat/s

you know you want the Dick Sledge

by ballsacx January 7, 2015

dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016