Dick Sludge

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

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dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

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Slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat/s

Dick Sledge by ballsacx January 7, 2015

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When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

dick smudge by Soups October 6, 2016

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