Dick Slide

Slang for lube.

Dude! You got dick slide all over me!

by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.

Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.

by jtj143795 September 14, 2017

Kentucky Slide Dick-in

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.

Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?

by Nordine October 21, 2021

dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017