by dixslaps May 01, 2018
by runottanames September 06, 2006
1. a salad mixed with loads of penis
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face
3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad
1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."
3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"
by salad comma dick June 15, 2008
by El Dorko March 23, 2009
A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.
" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"
by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005
Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.
You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!
by Screaming In Silence March 26, 2005
A Nigger Dick Salad is a mixed drink which consists of 1oz Everclear, 1.5oz of watermelon liqueur, and 4.5oz of Grape Drink. Serve over ice.
"Hey man, why dont'cha mix me up a Nigger Dick Salad?"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"
by Twigus Maximus November 22, 2009