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dick rot 

Any STI or STD that causes visible harm (i.e., sores, warts, blisters) to the genitalia. Though it is named after the slang term for the male reproductive anatomy, dick rot can be applied as a term for an STD/STI carried by a female as well.
John: "Dude, we watched the STD/STI film today in health class. For something that is so gross, it sure does have a clean, tidy name."

Jack: "I know, man. It just didn't make me want to avoid STDs nearly enough. That's why I think of it as dick rot. It just screams, 'This stuff is nasty and is to be avoided.' Way more to the point."
dick rot by Harry Manassas October 4, 2011
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dick rot 

A condition that is uncomfortable to the sufferer as well as unpleasant for others, caused by the usual, very poor male hygiene.

What your mom tells you will happen if you don't take a shower now! Your little brother notices you have been wearing the same underwear for 3 days and doesn't buy it that you have 3 pairs the same color - gray.
Mom: Go take a shower. You stink!

Teen son: Wait until I finish this game....

Mom: You said that yesterday. Do you want to get dick rot before you even get a chance to lose your virginity?
dick rot by madwife July 12, 2006

dick rot 

A demeaning term to use against a stupid person.
"Oi dick rot, stop doing that before you get hurt!"
dick rot by olly5764 April 7, 2015

dick rot 

The ship name of Angor Rot and Dictatious from Trollhunters.
Dick Rot is my OTP!
dick rot by heeie August 12, 2020

Mangey dick rot

When your balls scrpe up on the side of your leg and you get a rash
“Timmy has a bad case of mangey dick rot”
Mangey dick rot by 45dfjkl February 12, 2023

Jungle Dick Rot

A form of disease common in the jungle which will cause horrifically painful lesions upon one's genitals if contracted. This will eventually result in necrosis of the nether regions.
"Hey, are you good? You look like something's hurting you."
"Oh, I've just been sick all day."
"Is it Jungle Dick Rot?"
"What the fu-"

Dick rotation

A call schedule for work determining the level of responsibility in which one is dicked.
Fuck! I am first call on the dick rotation again!
Dick rotation by Mave DcComas April 16, 2026
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