Dick Paste 

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

Dick Paste by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010

dick paste 

When a man ejaculates from his dick siemen, it either dribbles out, shoots out or drops out in the form of a paste. The paste is from his dick and thus it is dick paste

When Bob was blowing Paul, paul shot dick paste all over bobs face. Bob was covered in pauls dick paste

dick paste by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011

dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dicktaster 

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

dicktaste 

An experience received after kissing a girl who sucked one of your buddies dicks

Hey Morgan, how did my discktaste last night?

dicktaste by Cheez February 7, 2003

Dickmaster 

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)

Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...

Dickmaster by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Dickposter

A person that sends a pic of someone else's dick and claim it as their own. Also known as dickpostering.

"He sent me a pic of this huge dick but I think he is a dickposter"

Dickposter by southbeach73 October 16, 2017