dick of doom 

The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.

Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.

dick of doom by Trombonafide October 5, 2017

dick of doom 

A rare psychological/physical disease in which a pre-pubescent teenage girl grows a penis, regardless of whether or not she wants one. Scientific name: juebos doces.

example: whys katie blowin testosterone at me today?
i dunno, maybe she grew the dick of doom last night? who knows man...

dick of doom by genzi January 16, 2004

Swinging Dick Of Doom 

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

Swinging Dick Of Doom by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011