Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
by MomFatale October 31, 2014
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