dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.

Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?

by QueenMae May 31, 2014

dick eclipse

Unit of measurement by which the amount of your dick that is being blocked by your protruding belly from your own point of view when looking down whilst urinating or other activities. Must be standing up straight.

Hey man, my dick eclipse is starting to clear up.

by Digital Phantom August 23, 2016

Eclipse Dick

When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.

Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"

by NotBraden January 1, 2019