Eclipse Dick

When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.

Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"

by NotBraden January 01, 2019

Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.

Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."

by NotBraden January 01, 2019

Stuffy dick

When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.

Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"

by NotBraden January 01, 2019

Woah syndrome

When someone yells "Woah" during a quiet scene in a movie.

*watching Star Wars Last Jeddi in theaters*
*Vice Admiral Holdo crashes ship*
Bob in the third row- "Wooooaaahhh"

Jack- "does he have woah syndrome?"

by NotBraden January 01, 2019