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dick cole liquor 

An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.
Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
dick cole liquor by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

drag one's dick through the coleslaw 

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."